BioShock’s got me scared pantsless

Now, I’m no “gamer” or spend any real time playing video or computer games. A few times a year I pull out ye ol’ Call of Duty United Offensive and shoot some Germans as we call it in this house. But I finally decided to install BioShock. My freaking god, and probably everyone elses too, this game is insanely creepy! I’m sitting here in the dark almost afraid to look past my monitor. Forget about going to the bathroom man… I think I have to call upstairs and have Diana come down and escort me to bed when I’m done.

Seriously, you hear your own footsteps every once in a while, and it’s like… shit! Dead people sneaking up on you, huge machines subtle growl in a distance and BAM, some drooling old scientist is throwing bombs at you. Creep! I’m trying not to wet my pants here, which I’ve already lost being so scared.